Something Funny: Girl wants a Pet Vampire

The girl goes up to her Mom and asks "mommy can i have a pet"
"sure honey, what did you want?" she replied
"i want a vampire!" she exclaimed
"honey vampires dont exist."
*Alucard steps out of the ceiling*
"yes we do..."
*mother dies of heart attack*
"hmm...maybe vampires werent a good idea..." said the young girl.
*Saika knaws on girls arm*

Now....back to the story...XDDD